A DNA profile indicating the ancestral geographical origins of a Blue State Liberal is displayed at the link below. This individual is a resident of Massachusetts, was accepted at an Ivy League school but did not attend, and is descended from both New England Puritans and the Scottish nobility, but has - and desires - neither wealth nor power. Perverse in all respects, he is completely unmaterialistic, owns neither a cell phone nor an iPod, buys only pre-owned vehicles, and presumes to despise corporate leadership. His genetic origins clearly reflect his politics, and we have no doubt that once Condi Rice declares war on a certain nuke-fondling power in the Middle East, he will be swiftly interned.

DNA Profile Of A Blue State Liberal