Life is sweet for our carte blanche convicts even when they're behind bars. Actually, they never end up behind bars. No matter how much money they steal or how many lives they ruin, CEO criminals do easy time at unfenced facilities with satellite supervision and no threat of violence. Premium white collar prisons offer such amenities as tennis courts, bookmobile service, "wellness" programs and music lessons. If our boys are merely fined, only a fraction of the millions they owe are ever paid, while they luxuriate in their mansions pleading poverty.


"The 12 Best Places To Go To Prison" from Forbes
"Huge white collar fines go unpaid - GAO" from MSNBC